Zikomo Air Malawi!

I wanted to be here this afternoon:

So that I could be here tomorrow:

But it seems Air Malawi has other plans.

Instead, I am still here:

(in the same place I was sitting last month, working on the same dissertation, even wearing the exact same outfit)

Zanzibar, Zanzibar

Zanzibar is very far.

You can't get there in a car.

It's too far to Zanzibar.